Thursday, July 15, 2010

God's Law

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:


Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.


I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.


1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia

(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian :)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know this was ripped from The West Wing, right?

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Kevin Matthews said...

Here goes, and I may be wrong but, here is my understanding of the laws given to God's people in the Mosaic/Sinai covenant ( agreement ). The people had just been delivered from their 400 year bondage in Egypt. The Lord had parted the Red Sea to enable them to escape from the approaching Egyptian army. God called Moses to the mountain to receive the 10 Commandments. The people grew impatient while waiting and they made an idol, and they worshiped it. When Moses found out he was more than angry. God even wanted to destroy His people because of their actions. But, Moses intervened, and God chose not to. Moses was called to the mountain once again where he was given the law. Crucial decisions were made by God regarding the destiny, and future of His people. God knew they would not be able to obey the law. But, the people entered into the covenant making promises they could not keep. The purpose of the law was to demonstrate that humanity was sinful, and fallen, and in need of redemption. Hope for the future was provided. The law is still demonstrating that today. In the New Testament we are told that the law which was meant to bring life, actually resulted in causing death. Jesus is the only person who was able to keep the law in it's entirety. As believers, and with trust in what God did for us in Jesus' crucifixion we have been freed from the consequences of breaking the law. It's not that eating what was prohibited is bad for us, it's just that it's not good for us.

9:51 AM  

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