With Apologies to "The Way I See It"

Chances are you are only fleetingly happy.
Chances are you know much less than you think you do.
Chances are you feel a little guilty.
Chances are you want people to lie to you.
Perhaps the answer lies in this blog entry.
You are lost.

With apologies to The Way I See It.

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